- me: wow i have so much work to do
- me: *goes on tumblr*
- me: *watches a movie*
- me: *reads a novel*
- me: *takes a nap*
- me: *climbs a mountain*
- me: *backpacks through europe*
- me: why am i not getting anything done
*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
"You don’t disrupt genius at work."
I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.
this is rlly cute
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
but seriously i’m emotional i’ve watched them grow from 4 children into 4 children who can grow facial hair
correction: 3 children who can grow facial hair and brad
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN-
but maybe a cute boy would be nice idk
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
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